The Ultimate Quest

Project Gutenberg is a massive digital library of public domain works. Its archives contain not merely novels, but also numerous short stories from magazines with adjectives like “Amazing”, “Thrilling”, “Startling” and “Wondrous” in their titles. I’m making my way through its vast catalogue of these speculative fiction works. Today, I’ll be looking at “The Ultimate Quest” by Hal Annas, published in Imagination Stories of Science and Fantasy in 1950.

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The Ultimate Quest

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“The Ultimate Quest” is set in a post-apocalyptic future where, after a nuclear war, humans have evolved into giants with bald, bulging craniums. Two characters talk about how their society is superior to pre-war, going into more and more absurd and ridiculous details, until finally one of them blows up the Earth by thinking too hard.

And the moral of the story is… I have no idea what the moral is supposed to be. That the ultimate quest of the title is humanity’s pursuit of self-destruction, and we will never be able to evolve beyond it no matter how advanced or intelligent we become? That’s a pretty bleak message for a story which trying to be funny– at least, I assume all the ridiculous details of the future society were meant to be humorous, because I certainly couldn’t take them seriously. The result is a story I found nothing enjoyable about. Give this one a miss.

Final Rating: 1/5

Blade Bunny

I hope you die, bunny. I, I won’t cry, bunny. Why did you run from me? All I did was hold you, hold you. Die, bunny. I, I won’t cry, bunny. Why did you run from me? Let’s hunt Blade Bunny, by Eric Kimball and Erwin Prasetya.

Synopsis:

This story all starts with one ditzy but decidedly deadly ninja girl by the name of Bunny. Bunny takes a job to assassinate the head of a rival clan, an easy task for the adorable sociopath. But things go downhill from there. Soon Bunny finds herself being chased after by assassins who are after her head and being given quests by dragons who won’t take no for an answer.Fortunately Bunny is not quite the ditz she seems. With an intellect singularly focused on taking living thing and making them not that way, Bunny will try her best to stay one step ahead of those who wish her harm as well as those who are just kind of rude to her. Feel sorry but not for Bunny, pity those who miss judge her because it’s the last mistake they will make of their lives.Welcome to the world of Blade Bunny. It’s place of bunny eared ninja, dragon ladies with magic tattoos, robots on a single minded mission of assassination and any number of supernatural oddity. And just like Bunny herself this place hides deadly intentions under it’s pretty exterior.

Source: Goodreads

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Blade Bunny is about Bunny, a ditzy but incredibly deadly assassin living in a feudal Japanese world to which she is not native. Looking for an easy payday, she manages to bumble her way into a quest to save the world. Teaming up with Kyoto, a female monk who wields tattoo magic, she embarks on a quest for some kind of magic pearl or something – the quest-giver was boring, so she wasn’t really paying attention. In any case, it leads to a madcap adventure that has her going up against robots, demons, and dragons.

Though the beginning was a little weak, with not all the jokes landing that well, this series quickly got good once Bunny partnered with Kyoto, who could act as straight man to her craziness. Bunny’s character arc was subtle but strong: it was gradually revealed that her ditzy airhead persona is really a mask she puts on out of shame because, deep down, she thinks of herself as a monster who is only good at killing. It gave a surprisingly poignant edge to what had initially come off at first glance as a very silly and shallow character. Likewise, Kyoto’s very proper, reserved, and upright personality was revealed not to be her true self, but the result of her splitting off the part of her soul holding her anger, lust, and other emotions she didn’t want to acknowledge and binding it to her tattoos; her character arc receives a satisfying culmination when Bunny convinces her to accept the negative parts of herself.

So, Blade Bunny was good. I wish I could call it great; but unfortunately, one thing holds it back, and that’s the plot feels incomplete – not that it ends on a “to be continued” or a preview for another issue that never came out, but in that it raises plot threads that never end up getting followed up on. Most notably, it’s established early on that neither Bunny nor the robots hunting her are native to the world they’re presently in. That’s a mystery that begs to be solved; but it never is. We don’t learn what world Bunny is originally from, or how she ended up in this one, or who sent the robots to kill her. Those are some mighty big questions to leave unanswered; and so while the conclusion is satisfying on a character level, it feels lacking on a plot level. It’s unfortunate, because the series really felt like it was on the cusp of greatness for a moment there.

(…Also, this is just a personal thing, but I was a little annoyed how the series repeatedly teased a potential romance between Bunny and Kyoto, by for instance having a couple panels of their faces close together and shoujo sparkles, or “spirit guide” Bunny repeatedly calling Kyoto beautiful, but never actually committed to it. I think they had strong chemistry and would’ve liked to see it).

Blade Bunny is collected in Blade Bunny Vol. 1: A New Hop, Blade Bunny Vol. 2: Shock the Monks, and Blade Bunny Vol. 3: Knife of the Lepus.

Final Rating: 3/5

Innocent at Large

Project Gutenberg is a massive digital library of public domain works. Its archives contain not merely novels, but also numerous short stories from magazines with adjectives like “Amazing”, “Thrilling”, “Startling” and “Wondrous” in their titles. I’m making my way through its vast catalogue of these speculative fiction works. Today, I’ll be looking at “Innocent at Large” by Poul Anderson and Karen Anderson, published in Galaxy Science Fiction in 1958.

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Innocent at Large

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“Innocent at Large” is about Peter Matheny, a third-generation Martian colonist who is visiting Earth on business. News gets around that he’s an ignorant yokel with a $100,000,000 expense account that won’t be audited back home, and predators start circling. That, however, is what his handlers are counting on: they want to recruit a con man, and Peter is the bait they’re dangling to catch one.

This was a fun, humorous story. It’s got a clever set up, with Mars looking to solve its financial problems by bilking money from Earth and looking for a specialist in Earth scams to help them do it, Peter was a likeable character – a fish out of water, yet perfectly suited to his task – and I enjoyed the twists and turnabouts at the end. Overall, very solid.

Final Rating: 4/5

The Rising Stars of Manga #1

Please let me talk to the jury. You know, true love, it can’t be a crime. But she said “Z, don’tcha know? You must get a broke heart in this courtroom before they let you go.” Why? Why me? She said: “They do it to everybody. They don’t want you to be happy, can’t you see? That’s the jury, the jury, the jury of love.” Let’s witness The Rising Stars of Manga, by Tokyopop.

Synopsis:

Manga’s popularity is exploding and Tokyopop continues to lead the sales charts and the manga industry by implementing America’s first national manga talent context. Artists from all over the nation seized the opportunity to compete for cash and other fabulous prizes and ten winners were selected from many hundreds of submissions. Their works are featured in a one-of-a-kind manga that has no equal. A Tokyopop exclusive.

Source: Goodreads

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The Rising Stars of Manga is a series of books born out of a contest run by Tokyopop for amateur manga creators to submit their stories for a chance of being published. Well, I say “manga”; technically, it’s OEL, or Original English Language, manga, as they were created by Western artists in English rather than being translated from Japanese. While some purists would deny that counts as “real” manga, I’m going to be more lax in my standards: Tokyopop is calling it manga, so that’s good enough for me.

Incidentally, I’m just crediting “Tokyopop” on the attribution line because there’s no other name on the cover. Goodreads says this volume was edited by Mike Paniccia, but I’m not sure exactly where they got that information; the closest I can find is an interior page giving Mark (not Mike) Paniccia as Senior Editor. It also lists Bryce P. Coleman as Associate Editor and Jill Freshney as Managing Editor, so I’m not sure why Goodreads singled out Mike/Mark. In any case, I’ve gone with company rather than individual names before when author/editorship wasn’t clear (such as, for example, the Star Vs. The Forces of Evil books attributed to the Walt Disney Corporation), so I’m not breaking new ground here. Goodreads also omits the “The” at the beginning of the title, which is clearly visible on the cover; don’t know what’s up with that. I tend to use Goodreads as a reference a lot and usually defer to its authority, but there comes a time when a man has to strike out and do his own thing.

With that out of the way, let’s finally get to the stories themselves.

The Grand Prize Winner is “Devil’s Candy” by Priscilla Hamby and Clint Bickham. It’s about a devil named Kazu who creates a Frankenstein-like zombie girl named Pandora as a school project for his anatomy class. When another student’s project, pissed off at being rejected by the teacher, leads monsters in an attack on the school, Pandora proves powerful enough to protect Kazu. This was a strong entry, with a very colorful cast of characters and good moments of both action and comedy; it’s a deserving contest winner, and I’m unsurprised that it’s one of creations that went on to achieve success in expanded form (as the still-ongoing webcomic Devil’s Candy, available online here).

First Place Winner is “Van Von Hunter: Circlet of Necromancy”. This is another series that found success in multiple forms: as a webcomic and as manga volumes, which I’ve already reviewed, and as a newspaper comic, which I’ve been unable to find archives of but do retain some fond memories of. “Circlet of Necromancy” delivers the same style of Slayers-esque action-comedy as the other Van Von Hunter works, so it should come as no surprise that I enjoyed it just as much.

“The Little Match Girl” by Hans Tseng is an adaptation of the Hans Christian Anderson story. It changes things up having the girl see happy memories whenever she lights a match; but really, it’s just as maudlin as the original. I was never a fan of the story, and this version of it doesn’t change my mind.

“Trickster” by Bridget E. Wilde is about Bianca, a Trickster of the Coyote Clan, who is capable of causing chaos with a snap of her fingers. What does she use this grand cosmic power for? Petty school pranks. And what is the story actually about? Romantic tension between her and a fellow Trickster named Andrew. As I’m not a fan of romance, this did nothing for me.

“Emmalyne’s Mansion” by Michael Vega is about a little girl named Emmalyne who is sent by her parents to stay at a mansion owned by her grandparents. While there, she falls through a mirror into a magical world where she has an adventure. This was decent, though it suffered a bit from the art style making the action scenes hard to follow.

“Pest” by Kyle Hoyt is about Addie, a young woman who has moved to an apartment in the city. A large hungry monster decides to move in with her, but Addie ends up siding with it against the exorcist who comes to hunt it. Decent.

“Sitting Ducks” by Ben Seto sees a girl named Noelle pressure her friend Zack into entering a manga contest, which he loses. Well, that was pointless.

“Ophelia’s Assassination: Veritas” by Kelli Hoover is a yaoi about angels with symbolic names. Definitely not my kind of thing.

“Zero” by Tracy Cox is about Zachary “Z” Jones, a soul singer who became a hit with his song “Jury of Love”. Despite his fame, he feels empty and tragedy befalls those around him. I didn’t really get it.

“The Proper Magic” by Jon Lyons is about Teraz, a trader of technological artifacts in a post-apocalyptic society that dwells within a decaying space colony. Because he possess the only remaining working flyer, an order of monks seeks his help in deposing a king who has gained control of a microwave emitter weapon. This was some good classical sci-fi, a strong one to end the collection on.

So overall, that’s 3 good (“Devil’s Candy”, “Van Von Hunter: Circlet of Necromancy”, “The Proper Magic”), 2 average (“Emmalyne’s Mansion”, “Pest”), and 5 bad (“The Little Match Girl”, “Trickster”, “Sitting Ducks”, “Opehelia’s Assassination: Veritas”, “Zero”). Unfortunately, being a bit weighted towards the negative side, I can’t really say this is the strongest collection. Not to take anything away from the good ones, of course; it’s just that they’re in the minority. Hopefully future volumes will be more balanced.

Final Rating: 2/5

The Piebald Hippogriff

Project Gutenberg is a massive digital library of public domain works. Its archives contain not merely novels, but also numerous short stories from magazines with adjectives like “Amazing”, “Thrilling”, “Startling” and “Wondrous” in their titles. I’m making my way through its vast catalogue of these speculative fiction works. Today, I’ll be looking at “The Piebald Hippogriff” by Karen Anderson, published in Fantastic Stories of Imagination in 1962.

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The Piebald Hippogriff

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“The Piebald Hippogriff” is set in a fantasy world. A boy named Johnny travels to the cliffs at the edge of the world to watch hippogriffs play on the flying islands that float above the void. He catches a piebald hippogriff (according to the illustration, one that has giraffe rather than horse parts) and uses it to fly to one of the islands.

This was a fun, whimsical story. My main complaint is that there’s not actually much to it: it’s heavy on atmosphere, but short on plot. The setting is nice, the hippogriffs are interesting; I just wish more stuff actually happened.

Final Rating: 3/5

Battle Girlz

Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses? You’ve been out riding fences for so long now. Oh, you’re a hard one, but I know that you got your reasons. These things that are pleasing you can hurt you somehow. Let’s draw the queen of hearts with Battle Girlz, by Rod Espinosa.

Synopsis:

The Jalto Shrept Universe…comprised of 165 galaxies and ruled almost exclusively by the United Empires Government (UEG). It is an era of relative peace…but in the distance, old threats arise… Yunna used to be one of the best child mecha pilots in the universe, but then the UEG replaced her with a faster android pilot. Her future was bleak until she received a letter from Sasa Rai Desperado, a powerful warrior goddess living on the edge of the universe on planet Arlan, inviting her to join the Battle Girlz. But no sooner has Yunna set foot on Arlan then she and her reception party are ambushed by Crolack Jr., a longtime enemy of the goddess. Little does the young mech pilot realize what she’s in for. It’s the edge of the universe out on Arlan, and enemy alien attacks are all too common here

Source: Goodreads

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Battle Girlz is the story of Yuuna, a former child mech pilot who lost her job after being replaced by an android pilot. She receives a letter inviting her to join the Battle Girlz, a team of female warriors with a variety of technical or magical superpowers: the super-strong warrior Mighty Girl, the magic-wielding Priestess, the tech genius Gadgeteer, and the dark seductress Temptress (plus a few others working on different teams. Yuuna accompanies the Battle Girlz as they face an alien tyrant who seeks to engineer a prison break at the highest-security jail in the universe.

I wanted to like Battle Girlz, I really did; but while the premise drew me, the execution fell flat. Instead of the exciting story I had hoped for, I was hit with under-developed characters, gratuitous panty-shots, and intrusive expository footnotes. Like, did we really need one to tell us that a Floober is a large, slow, and ugly slug? I think the meaning could be inferred well enough by context. You might say there’s no harm to a bit of extra worldbuilding, but the footnotes do have a cost: when you run into an asterisk in the dialogue, you have to break off reading in order to search for corresponding footnote, then pick back up where you left off. It interrupts the flow and pacing of the story. And the panty-shots… there may have been demand for that sort of thing back in the ancient days of yore before porn was freely available on the Internet, but does anybody actually want them now? For people who dislike fanservice, they’re off-putting; and for people who want nudity, they’re insufficient; so who exactly are they there to please?

Those things are just minor annoyances, though; if the characters had been solid, I could’ve overlooked them. The lack of depth to the cast is what really killed it for me. None of the characters got any development beyond what is said by their codename. Really, the problem is too many characters for too short a series. If this had been a long series, each girl could’ve gotten her own focus arc giving her time in the spotlight and developing her character. If these six issues had narrowed their focus a bit, we could’ve adequately developed a couple – say, pick one to serve as Yuuna’s mentor and have be the focus, with the others as background supporting characters. Instead, it not only tried to shine the spotlight on all of them, but also on the B-team (Vamp, Kemika, Hazza, Matrix), the Goddess Sasa Rai, the Queen of Arla, that annoying boy protesting outside headquarters (why???), plus spending some time getting to know the villain and his miniboss squad… there’s not enough page time to go around. Thus, the characters end up being reduced to a powerset, a hasty exposition of their origin story, and, if they’re lucky, one signature personality quirk (Temptress is horny! Matrix is mad at Gadgeteer for allegedly stealing credit for one of her inventions! Vamp struggles against her inner darkness!) It feels like a series with too many ideas, not enough room, and no editor to insist that the author pick one to focus on. As such, while I can see tons of potential in the idea, I was disappointed by the result.

The Battle Girlz series consists of six volumes.

Final Rating: 2/5

Once Upon a Planet

Project Gutenberg is a massive digital library of public domain works. Its archives contain not merely novels, but also numerous short stories from magazines with adjectives like “Amazing”, “Thrilling”, “Startling” and “Wondrous” in their titles. I’m making my way through its vast catalogue of these speculative fiction works. Today, I’ll be looking at “Once Upon a Planet” by J. J. Allerton, published in Amazing Stories in 1948.

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Once Upon a Planet

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“Once Upon a Planet” is about Miotis, a fearsome warlord on an alien planet. However, one day the entire species suddenly loses their capacity for anger, ending all war and leaving Miotis feeling bored and purposeless. He decides to try and find purpose by projecting his consciousness to a world which still has violence. We then switch to Earth, where atomic war has nearly wiped out humanity: only a few thousand men are left on each side, all made sterile by radiation, and there are no women left at all. A man called Bly Stanton has somehow become immortal after getting stabbed through the heart, and meets a tribe of women who apparently still exist after all, and then Miotis possesses him and leads the women into battle against the men, only to be disappointed after quickly killing them all and learning that there is no one left on the planet to fight; then one of the woman decapitates him, which doesn’t kill him because he’s immortal, but causes Miotis to leave his body and return home, where he declares that war must be abolished forever.

This is… uh, what the hell is this? I think it’s supposed to be a cautionary tale, about humanity destroying itself through violence and others learning a lesson from our tragic example, but the actual plot doesn’t make sense. Why do the aliens need to learn from our example, when they already spontaneously lost the capacity for violence? Why did Bly, but no one else, randomly become immortal? (It would be tempting to put it down as a side-effect of Miotis projecting into him, except that the story makes it clear that he was already immortal before the projection happened. Except that he then loses his immortality when the projection ends???) I ended up completely lost, and couldn’t enjoy this story at all.

Final Rating: 1/5

The Indranan War #2: After the Crown

I’m taking back the crown. I’m all dressed up and naked. I see what’s mine and take it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. Oh yeah, the crown, so close I can taste it. I see what’s mine and take it. Let’s double down on After the Crown, by K. B. Wagers.

Synopsis:

The adrenaline-fueled, Star Wars-style sequel to Behind the Throne, a new space adventure series from author K.B. Wagers.

Former gunrunner-turned-Empress Hail Bristol was dragged back to her home planet to fill her rightful position in the palace. With her sisters and parents murdered, the Indranan empire is on the brink of war. Hail must quickly make alliances with nearby worlds if she has any hope of surviving her rule.

When peace talks turn violent and Hail realizes she’s been betrayed, she must rely on her old gunrunning ways to get out of trouble. With help from an old boss and some surprising new allies, she must risk everything to save her world.

Source: Goodreads

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In the first book, Hail secured her position as Empress of Indrana. In this installment, she seeks to negotiate peace with the Saxon Empire, which has grown ever more aggressive in its incursions against Indranan territory. Given that the series is called “The Indranan War” rather than “The Indranan Peace”, she predictably fails. Cut off from reinforcements when the Saxons launch a treacherous attack during a peace conference, she needs to team up with a motley band of ne’er-do-wells from her old gunrunning days to slip past the enemy forces and reunite with her allies.

This book was on the whole a lot better than the first one. One of my biggest complaints there was that the stories we heard of Hail’s old days as a gunrunner sounded a lot more exciting than what she was doing in the present. Now, however, she’s teaming back up with those old villains and blackguards – Cheng Hao, Po-Sin, Bakara Rai – and getting into gunfights and space battles and other such excitement. It’s a welcome improvement, and I hope it continues at this level of quality.

After the Crown is a solid book.

Final Rating: 3/5

Con-Fen

Project Gutenberg is a massive digital library of public domain works. Its archives contain not merely novels, but also numerous short stories from magazines with adjectives like “Amazing”, “Thrilling”, “Startling” and “Wondrous” in their titles. I’m making my way through its vast catalogue of these speculative fiction works. Today, I’ll be looking at “Con-Fen” by James R. Adams, published in Planet Stories in 1953.

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Con-Fen

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“Con-Fen” is about two Martians, Koosh and Thuko, who are visiting Chicago. They are protected by some psychic mechanism that renders them invisible to anyone who does not believe in Martians. Unfortunately, they happen to choose to visit a sci-fi convention full of people who do believe in Martians; and then, when running away, get hit by a truck being driven by someone who doesn’t believe in Martians. Don’t feel too bad for them, though; they were assholes who murdered a Jovian to steal his spaceship and brought leprosy to Earth in the process.

This story didn’t particularly work for me. It’s intended to be a comedy, I think, but I didn’t find it particularly funny. There is some satisfaction to be found in the fact that the Martians deserved their fate, but I wouldn’t exactly call it a compelling narrative. On the whole, something of a miss.

Final Rating: 2/5

Assembly

Everyone, everywhere, shed yourselves of everything and gather in the street. We’re falling to pieces. We’re so pulled apart and we fight with no purpose. We’re all disassembled from the start. Let’s put together Assembly, by Sherard Jackson.

Synopsis:

In a land where war and rain are constant, the only way to pull your life together is sacrifice. A tale exploring the line between reality and perception unfolds in a war-torn socialist city-state. Giant mechanized warriors are locked in a perpetual struggle, but it is the flying corps, the pilots, who fuel the war. What motivates Shon, a young woman living in poverty, to sign away her freedom for almost certain death?

Source: Goodreads

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Assembly is set in a totalitarian state in a dystopian future. Shon joins the state military, lured by the family legacy of service and the promise of a steady paycheck, despite her older sister Elaine’s warnings. She serves initially as a surgeon in the medic corps, getting promoted to giant robot pilot when the grueling death toll causes the army to run out of more qualified candidates. Given an outdated suit, she finds herself thrust onto the front lines.

The story of Assembly was decent, if a bit predictable; my problem was with the art. Now, I’ll always maintain that art quality is less important than story quality, in that a good story can make up for bad art; I’m a fan of some extremely low-art-quality works like Trixie Slaughteraxe For President. However, there’s a threshold, and that’s when the art quality it so poor that it hampers my understanding of the story. That line was crossed during the fight scenes, where I often couldn’t tell what the hell was going on: what the mechs were doing, or even which mech belonged to which side. I’d find myself having to reread pages, trying to determine if the mech that blew up was an enemy or an ally, thus breaking the flow of the story, and it was hard to stay invested in the action when it was all just a big blob of crap with no way to tell who was doing what. As such, I can’t really say I enjoyed this comic.

Assembly #1-4 are collected in Assembly.

Final Rating: 2/5